Sometimes I get hooked by a quote and feel compelled to share it. I have found two that just can't be kept under cover any longer.
First, from Brainy Quote just the other day:
Funny Quote of the Day
A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
And then a piece of graffiti which I found at The Quotations Page last year.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
There! Aren't you glad I did that?